<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545</id><updated>2012-02-16T11:44:17.880-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Chuck Norris Appreciation Society</title><subtitle type='html'>KAPOW?! BLAMMO!? SHAZAM!! IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!!!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-9132434094241608727</id><published>2008-01-14T23:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-14T23:43:47.949-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Speading the word of Chuck (#17)</title><content type='html'>Chuck's popping up in &lt;a href="http://plcmclearning.pbwiki.com/Favorite-Blogs"&gt;new places&lt;/a&gt; everyday!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-9132434094241608727?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/9132434094241608727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=9132434094241608727' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/9132434094241608727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/9132434094241608727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2008/01/speading-word-of-chuck-17.html' title='Speading the word of Chuck (#17)'/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-5388676060640734893</id><published>2008-01-14T23:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-14T23:15:59.038-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chuck is Technorati Live! (#14)</title><content type='html'>Click below to see the breadth of Chuck's power on the blogosphere....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Chuck+Norris" rel="tag"&gt;Chuck Norris&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-5388676060640734893?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/5388676060640734893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=5388676060640734893' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/5388676060640734893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/5388676060640734893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2008/01/chuck-is-technorati-live-14.html' title='Chuck is Technorati Live! (#14)'/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-1105842348471908344</id><published>2008-01-14T22:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-14T22:45:47.390-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chuck Trading Card (#10)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_uI7K_3boVCI/R4xWRcbfShI/AAAAAAAAAAU/-0X9tCFP4rE/s1600-h/chuckcard.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155590531121629714" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_uI7K_3boVCI/R4xWRcbfShI/AAAAAAAAAAU/-0X9tCFP4rE/s320/chuckcard.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now you can carry Chuck with you wherever you go....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-1105842348471908344?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/1105842348471908344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=1105842348471908344' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/1105842348471908344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/1105842348471908344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2008/01/chuck-trading-card-10.html' title='Chuck Trading Card (#10)'/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_uI7K_3boVCI/R4xWRcbfShI/AAAAAAAAAAU/-0X9tCFP4rE/s72-c/chuckcard.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-4433732579773009663</id><published>2007-12-27T22:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-14T22:17:36.076-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chuck's library (#11)</title><content type='html'>Extensive back-catalogue :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.librarything.com/catalog/chucknorris"&gt;http://www.librarything.com/catalog/chucknorris&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-4433732579773009663?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/4433732579773009663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=4433732579773009663' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/4433732579773009663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/4433732579773009663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2007/12/chucks-library-8.html' title='Chuck&apos;s library (#11)'/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-8764289048599836167</id><published>2007-12-27T20:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-14T22:46:36.103-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chuck Flickrs...(#5)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_uI7K_3boVCI/R3SBaMbfSgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/IqGtLpEf29A/s1600-h/chuckattorney.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148882561004423682" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_uI7K_3boVCI/R3SBaMbfSgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/IqGtLpEf29A/s320/chuckattorney.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Chuck Norris has a vested interest in causing serious injuries.....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Check it out :&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-8764289048599836167?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/8764289048599836167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=8764289048599836167' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/8764289048599836167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/8764289048599836167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2007/12/chuck-flickrs.html' title='Chuck Flickrs...(#5)'/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_uI7K_3boVCI/R3SBaMbfSgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/IqGtLpEf29A/s72-c/chuckattorney.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-7778440444299612466</id><published>2007-10-12T21:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-12T21:49:43.241-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-7778440444299612466?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/7778440444299612466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=7778440444299612466' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/7778440444299612466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/7778440444299612466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2007/10/quickest-way-to-mans-heart-is-with.html' title=''/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-739050002079661695</id><published>2007-10-12T21:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-12T21:46:35.772-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-739050002079661695?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/739050002079661695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=739050002079661695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/739050002079661695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/739050002079661695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2007/10/chuck-norris-doesnt-believe-in-ravioli.html' title=''/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-2750663841640267401</id><published>2007-10-11T23:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-11T23:10:58.604-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-2750663841640267401?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/2750663841640267401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=2750663841640267401' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/2750663841640267401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/2750663841640267401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2007/10/according-to-bible-god-created-universe.html' title=''/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6128719160378726545.post-3795500774867087093</id><published>2007-10-10T22:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-10T22:37:43.363-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6128719160378726545-3795500774867087093?l=dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/feeds/3795500774867087093/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6128719160378726545&amp;postID=3795500774867087093' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/3795500774867087093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6128719160378726545/posts/default/3795500774867087093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dontmuckwithchuck.blogspot.com/2007/10/chuck-norris-is-only-man-to-ever-defeat.html' title=''/><author><name>Chuck Norris</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16733438771629440330</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
